Peter Pan as Told By Facebook
Wendy Darling is telling the story of Cinderella to her brothers for the thousandth time.
Peter Pan and Wendy Darling are now friends.
Peter Pan does not want to grow up.
(Wendy Darling likes this)
Peter Pan, Michael Darling, and John Darling are now friends.
(Wendy, Michael, and John like this.)
Wendy does not want to move out of the nursery.
(John and Michael like this)
Peter Pan comments: No more stories?! @Tinkerbell Time to recruit some Neverlanders.
Tinkerbell comments: Is there a dislike button?
Wendy Darling, John Darling, and Michael Darling have changed their current hometown to Neverland.
(Peter Pan likes this)
Tinkerbell comments: Not for long.
(Captain Hook likes this)
Peter Pan comments: What…?
Wendy, Michael, and John like fairy dust and flying.
Peter Pan creates the group The Lost Boys.
Michael and John join The Lost Boys.
Wendy wants to be apart of The Lost Boys.
Peter Pan likes this.
Peter Pan has added Wendy as an Admin in the group The Lost Boys.
Peter Pan comments in The Lost Boys: We have a mother!
(Captain Hook likes this.)
Captain Hook is willing to trade Tiger Lilly for Wendy Darling.
Wendy Darling comments: Excuse me?
Peter Pan comments: Back off or I’ll feed your other hand to the crocodile.
(Wendy, John, and Michael like this)
Captain Hook comments: I’d like to see you try.
(Mister Smee likes this)
Tinkerbell comments: I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.
Peter Pan comments: Tink! What the hell!
Tinkerbell comments: JK.
Captain Hook likes the page Poison.
(Mister Smee likes this).
Captain Hook thinks this is going to be too easy.
Peter Pan needs to take his medicine.
Peter Pan is confused..Who took my medicine?
Tinkerbell feels sick.
Peter Pan, Wendy Darling, John Darling, and Michael Darling like the page Clap if You Believe in Fairies.
Peter Pan is grateful for a friend like Tinkerbell.
Wendy Darling is getting tired of competing for a boy’s affection.
Tinkerbell comments: You can’t win them all.
Wendy Darling comments: How’d that poison taste?
Tinkerbell comments: Tastes like a victory over the girl who can’t fly.
(Captain Hook likes this)
Captain Hook and Tinkerbell are now friends.
Peter Pan comments: When did THIS happen?!?!
(Captain Hook likes this)
Captain Hook time to try again.
(Mister Smee and Tinkerbell like this)
Wendy Darling thinks it’s time to explore Neverland outside the tree house.
(The Lost Boys, John Darling, Michael Darling, Tinkerbell and
Captain Hook like this)
Peter Pan has anyone seen Wendy?
Captain Hook and Mister Smee like the page Kidnapping.
Peter Pan found her.
Peter Pan has created the page War on the Hook.
(The Lost Boys, John Darling and Michael Darling like this.)
Hungry Crocodile comments: Don’t worry guys, I got this.
Peter Pan has made Hungry Crocodile an admin for War on the Hook.
Captain Hook likes the page Never Have I Ever Walked the Plank.
Wendy Darling wishes she knew how to swim.
(Tinkerbell likes this)
Tinkerbell comments: I don’t need Redbull to give me wings.
Captain Hook why do I hear ticking? Oh.
Hungry Crocodile thinks its dinnertime.
Captain Hook is now a Zombie.
Wendy Darling is so thankful for her brothers and @Peter Pan.
Peter Pan and Wendy Darling are now in a relationship.
(The Lost Boys, John Darling, and Michael Darling like this.)
Tinkerbell and Peter Pan are no longer friends.
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